Send Help, Never Mind, I'm Fine Here T-Shirt

You did the math. You're not coming back out.

Wear it on the couch, the long walk, the morning you decided the plan was actually staying home. The dog is already on board.

Printed on Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton — the kind of shirt that gets softer every wash and somehow already feels like your favorite. Garment-dyed, runs true to size, printed and shipped from the USA by people who probably also talk to their dogs in funny voices.

• Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed
• Heavyweight (6.1 oz) — the good stuff
• Double-needle stitching, tubular knit (no side seams)
• Unisex fit, runs true to size (size up for extra room)
• Pre-shrunk, gets softer with every wash
• Printed and shipped from the USA

Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't bleach, don't dry clean, skip the iron on the design.