The text is sideways on purpose. Tilt your head to read it — just like your dog does when you talk. That's the whole joke, and now you're in on it.
He tilts his head when you talk. He pretends to listen. He's the most reliable man in the house. We made the shirt.
Pull this on for the dog park, the grocery run, or the next time someone asks why you'd rather stay home.
Printed on Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton — the kind of shirt that gets softer every wash and somehow already feels like your favorite. Garment-dyed, runs true to size, printed and shipped from the USA by people who probably also talk to their dogs in funny voices.
