One of them remembers what you said yesterday. One of them makes eye contact when you talk. One of them is the dog.
Wear it to brunch. Wear it when he's nearby. He won't get it, which is sort of the whole point.
Printed on Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton — the kind of shirt that gets softer every wash and somehow already feels like your favorite. Garment-dyed, runs true to size, printed and shipped from the USA by people who probably also talk to their dogs in funny voices.
