No, you didn't mishear. Yes, the joke is exactly what you think it is. And yes, that's the whole point.
For the Shih Tzu mom who's been waiting her entire life for permission to make this joke in public. Permission granted.
Printed on Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton — the kind of shirt that gets softer every wash and somehow already feels like your favorite. Garment-dyed, runs true to size, printed and shipped from the USA by people who probably also talk to their dogs in funny voices.
