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I Am Not My Chihuahua's Owner, I Am Her Chosen Human T-Shirt

I Am Not My Chihuahua's Owner, I Am Her Chosen Human T-Shirt

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She owns you. She knows it. The neighbors know it. The vet knows it. You've come to accept it.

A shirt for the chihuahua mom who's stopped pretending otherwise. Wear it to the dog park, the vet, the small-dog playgroup where she runs the show.

Printed on Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton — the kind of shirt that gets softer every wash and somehow already feels like your favorite. Garment-dyed, runs true to size, printed and shipped from the USA by people who probably also talk to their dogs in funny voices.

  • Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed
  • Heavyweight (6.1 oz) — the good stuff
  • Double-needle stitching, tubular knit (no side seams)
  • Unisex fit, runs true to size (size up for extra room)
  • Pre-shrunk, gets softer with every wash
  • Printed and shipped from the USA

Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't bleach, don't dry clean, skip the iron on the design.

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