One word for the lifestyle you've quietly built around walks, naps, and not going to that thing.
The shirt that explains everything before you have to. Wear it to the one event you couldn't get out of — it does the talking so you don't have to.
Printed on Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton — the kind of shirt that gets softer every wash and somehow already feels like your favorite. Garment-dyed, runs true to size, printed and shipped from the USA by people who probably also talk to their dogs in funny voices.
